Precocious Precocious Tue, 24 May 2016 15:22:30 EDT Copyright 2008-2011. Christopher J Paulsen. All Rights Reserved. Tue, 24 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Chat With Pros <span class="rss_desc">Chat With Pros : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">After lunch: 'Oops, everyone left. Guess you'll have to fix your grades by not annoying me the rest of year!'<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Mon, 23 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Dress For Success <span class="rss_desc">Dress For Success : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">80's businesswoman shoulder pads and power ties for everyone!<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Sun, 22 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Interview Practice <span class="rss_desc">Interview Practice : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Please don't apply that advice to any other aspect of your life.<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Sat, 21 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Boring <span class="rss_desc">Boring : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Has anyone checked on Johnny Turringer lately?<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Fri, 20 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Magical Gibberish <span class="rss_desc">Magical Gibberish : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">I deal with enough potentially-apocalyptic, doom-filled curses already. Every school day.<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Thu, 19 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Corporate Claims <span class="rss_desc">Corporate Claims : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">A lot of that resume is redacted, eliminating names and details, because SOME people think the massive amount of fraud required for a 9-year-old to do international business is a BAD thing.<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Wed, 18 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Sans Success <span class="rss_desc">Sans Success : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Time to reconceptualize your definition of 'success.'<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Tue, 17 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Resume Reviews <span class="rss_desc">Resume Reviews : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Ursula, you need to cut it down to the important stuff. 'My parents say all of it is important.' Of course they do...<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Mon, 16 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Resume Gold <span class="rss_desc">Resume Gold : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">I bet you'll get offered a 'job' over your classmates because of that accomplishment!<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span> Sun, 15 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Pro-Dynamized <span class="rss_desc">Pro-Dynamized : </span><a href="" target="_blank"><img src=""></a><br><span class="rss_desc">If all the other words were nonsense, don't blame Jacob for assuming a 'CV' was a made-up concept too. (Actually, let's Blame Jacob anyway. It's what we do.)<br><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a></span>