Precocious http://www.precociouscomic.com Precocious Wed, 21 Aug 2019 02:55:42 EDT Copyright 2008-2011. Christopher J Paulsen. All Rights Reserved. Tue, 04 Jun 2019 00:00:00 EDT Multiverse Buttonverse (Purgatoryverse) http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/06/04 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/06/04 <span class="rss_desc">Multiverse Buttonverse (Purgatoryverse) : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/06/04" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3406.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">My body burnt out about 20% of the way into writing the text, so I got brain addled, and I took a four hour nap after writing it to recharge. Now that I'm rested, I'm just gonna post it without rereading what I wrote. I would just blow myself up again trying to edit. I'll save the energy to type up a new Patreon post later! (And, yes, I sat on the Patreon page for a month before I got the energy to finish this update. Help.)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/06/04" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/06/04</a></span> Sun, 24 Mar 2019 00:00:00 EDT Plane Flopping http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/03/24 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/03/24 <span class="rss_desc">Plane Flopping : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/03/24" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3405.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">It's a process...<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/03/24" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/03/24</a></span> Tue, 01 Jan 2019 00:00:00 EST Dangerous 10-year-olds http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/01/01 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/01/01 <span class="rss_desc">Dangerous 10-year-olds : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/01/01" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3404.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">It took weeks of stringing together bits of energy to script, lay out and finally produce this comic. I AM IN BAD SHAPE. (AND I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU BETTER NEWS.)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/01/01" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2019/01/01</a></span> Sun, 04 Nov 2018 00:00:00 EDT The Scariest Halloween (for me) http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/11/04 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/11/04 <span class="rss_desc">The Scariest Halloween (for me) : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/11/04" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3403.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Please, people, on Tuesday, go vote for Democrats. So many vulnerable people, including me and my pre-existing conditions, will die if the GOP is allowed to continue their cruel agenda.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/11/04" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/11/04</a></span> Tue, 16 Oct 2018 00:00:00 EDT Magical Hexagons http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/16 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/16 <span class="rss_desc">Magical Hexagons : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/16" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3402.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Blue, red and yellow mages get the largest swaths, because they're the largest groups. The... PRIMARY mage groups, if you will. (If I wanted to be cruelly accurate, I'd make the far edge shade of red into blue hexagons. BLUE DOMINATES ALL!!!!)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/16" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/16</a></span> Tue, 09 Oct 2018 00:00:00 EDT Hypothetical Book Covers http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/09 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/09 <span class="rss_desc">Hypothetical Book Covers : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/09" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3401.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Ok, I'll spoil the old plan for book 3: The disjointed sections are because a reporter has been following the group - mostly Rhenna, who's alone and acting as a scout for most of the book - and this is her reconstructing their stories. See, Rhenna's parts *have* to be told via the reporter, because, when the reporter finally catches up to her, Rhenna's had all her memories since the end of book two wiped! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/09" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/09</a></span> Sat, 06 Oct 2018 00:00:00 EDT Unbraided http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/06 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/06 <span class="rss_desc">Unbraided : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/06" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3400.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Maybe at the very end of this filler fest, I'll post a summary of all the things I'd change if I made this story NOW.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/06" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/06</a></span> Thu, 04 Oct 2018 00:00:00 EDT The Creature of Destiny http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/04 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/04 <span class="rss_desc">The Creature of Destiny : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/04" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3399a.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">It takes half the story, and an intervention BY A DEMIGOD (Cara), before we get a kiss. And this is the *successful* pairing of the story.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/04" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/04</a></span> Tue, 02 Oct 2018 00:00:00 EDT Absolutely NOT #inktober http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/02 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/02 <span class="rss_desc">Absolutely NOT #inktober : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/02" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3398.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">To illustrate a cute Nate moment, I put in Aaron, borrowed a speech that was actually between Rhenna and Nula, chopped the explanation stuff away until it was just the joke, then ran out of time, so I tweaked it the best I could for it to stand alone. Wheeeeeee.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/02" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/10/02</a></span> Sat, 29 Sep 2018 00:00:00 EDT Lie, you fools! http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/09/29 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/09/29 <span class="rss_desc">Lie, you fools! : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/09/29" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/3397.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Reminder: I never would have had to stop updating Precocious - and I would probably be on Precocious book #7 and financially stable - if my (well-meaning) docs felt they could give me even a proper adjustment to my meds, when it was clear to all it was needed. If you ever meet one of the cowards who pushed horrible legislation that made no different in ACTUAL problems, but destroyed the lives of chronic illness patients, please badly cripple them. I want them to know what this feels like.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/09/29" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2018/09/29</a></span>