Precocious http://www.precociouscomic.com Precocious Mon, 23 Jan 2017 01:27:26 EST Copyright 2008-2011. Christopher J Paulsen. All Rights Reserved. Mon, 23 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Protection http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/23 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/23 <span class="rss_desc">Protection : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/23" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2878.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">It's probably not MOST crime. (Most *memorable* perhaps...)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/23" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/23</a></span> Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Major Liability http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/22 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/22 <span class="rss_desc">Major Liability : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/22" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2877.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Ready to embrace Dionne Domination yet? (Dionmination?)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/22" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/22</a></span> Sat, 21 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Deterrence http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/21 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/21 <span class="rss_desc">Deterrence : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/21" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2876.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">They probably won't die from our help!<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/21" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/21</a></span> Fri, 20 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST How Soon is Now? http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/20 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/20 <span class="rss_desc">How Soon is Now? : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2875.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Proposal: The Precocious Deep End app. It's like Space Invaders - Blast escaping children with a fire hose, to knock them back and keep them trapped. (If one DOES escape, the world is conquered.)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/20" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/20</a></span> Thu, 19 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Allowed to Live http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/19 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/19 <span class="rss_desc">Allowed to Live : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/19" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2874.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Evil gotta be evil.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/19" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/19</a></span> Wed, 18 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Flavors of Evil http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/18 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/18 <span class="rss_desc">Flavors of Evil : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/18" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2873.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Bad evil removes joy from the universe. Fun evil CREATES joy. (If, sometimes, only for one person.)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/18" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/18</a></span> Tue, 17 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Usefully Dangerous http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/17 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/17 <span class="rss_desc">Usefully Dangerous : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/17" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2872.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Doom intent will help determine the font choice of the press release announcing the rise of our empire.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/17" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/17</a></span> Mon, 16 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Best Bait http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/16 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/16 <span class="rss_desc">Best Bait : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/16" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2871.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Panel 4 was added on a whim, about 5 minutes before I began drawing. (The original script built up to the trophy reveal for panel 4.) So... GUESS I GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FORESHADOWING NOW??? (Or is this allll me baiting the readers?)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/16" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/16</a></span> Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST Bickering http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/15 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/15 <span class="rss_desc">Bickering : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/15" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2870.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">If the enemies move in from the shallows, we'll be cornered!<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/15" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/15</a></span> Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:00:00 EST A Simpler Environment http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/14 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/14 <span class="rss_desc">A Simpler Environment : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/14" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2869.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">*reduces China's economy, and Dionne's self-esteem, by one tenth*<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/14" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2017/01/14</a></span>