Precocious http://www.precociouscomic.com Precocious Tue, 24 May 2016 15:22:30 EDT Copyright 2008-2011. Christopher J Paulsen. All Rights Reserved. Tue, 24 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Chat With Pros http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/24 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/24 <span class="rss_desc">Chat With Pros : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/24" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2635.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">After lunch: 'Oops, everyone left. Guess you'll have to fix your grades by not annoying me the rest of year!'<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/24" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/24</a></span> Mon, 23 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Dress For Success http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/23 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/23 <span class="rss_desc">Dress For Success : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/23" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2634.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">80's businesswoman shoulder pads and power ties for everyone!<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/23" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/23</a></span> Sun, 22 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Interview Practice http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/22 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/22 <span class="rss_desc">Interview Practice : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/22" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2633.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Please don't apply that advice to any other aspect of your life.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/22" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/22</a></span> Sat, 21 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Boring http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/21 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/21 <span class="rss_desc">Boring : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/21" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2632.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Has anyone checked on Johnny Turringer lately?<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/21" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/21</a></span> Fri, 20 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Magical Gibberish http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/20 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/20 <span class="rss_desc">Magical Gibberish : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2631a.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">I deal with enough potentially-apocalyptic, doom-filled curses already. Every school day.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/20" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/20</a></span> Thu, 19 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Corporate Claims http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/19 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/19 <span class="rss_desc">Corporate Claims : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/19" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2630.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">A lot of that resume is redacted, eliminating names and details, because SOME people think the massive amount of fraud required for a 9-year-old to do international business is a BAD thing.<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/19" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/19</a></span> Wed, 18 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Sans Success http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/18 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/18 <span class="rss_desc">Sans Success : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/18" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2629.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Time to reconceptualize your definition of 'success.'<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/18" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/18</a></span> Tue, 17 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Resume Reviews http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/17 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/17 <span class="rss_desc">Resume Reviews : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/17" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2628a.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">Ursula, you need to cut it down to the important stuff. 'My parents say all of it is important.' Of course they do...<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/17" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/17</a></span> Mon, 16 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Resume Gold http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/16 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/16 <span class="rss_desc">Resume Gold : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/16" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2627.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">I bet you'll get offered a 'job' over your classmates because of that accomplishment!<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/16" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/16</a></span> Sun, 15 May 2016 00:00:00 EDT Pro-Dynamized http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/15 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/15 <span class="rss_desc">Pro-Dynamized : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/15" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2626.jpg"></a><br><span class="rss_desc">If all the other words were nonsense, don't blame Jacob for assuming a 'CV' was a made-up concept too. (Actually, let's Blame Jacob anyway. It's what we do.)<br><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/15" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2016/05/15</a></span>