Precocious http://www.precociouscomic.com Precocious Mon, 27 Apr 2015 03:01:13 EDT Copyright 2008-2011. Christopher J Paulsen. All Rights Reserved. Mon, 27 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Art Against Reality http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/27 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/27 <span class="rss_desc">Art Against Reality : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/27" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2241_uncolored.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/27" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/27</a></span> Sun, 26 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Librarians do it in their Sleep http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/26 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/26 <span class="rss_desc">Librarians do it in their Sleep : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/26" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2240_uncolored.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/26" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/26</a></span> Sat, 25 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Ivy's Job http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/25 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/25 <span class="rss_desc">Ivy's Job : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/25" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2239_uncolored.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/25" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/25</a></span> Fri, 24 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Cheeky http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/24 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/24 <span class="rss_desc">Cheeky : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/24" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2238_uncolored.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/24" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/24</a></span> Thu, 23 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT A good local library http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/23 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/23 <span class="rss_desc">A good local library : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/23" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2237_uncolored1.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/23" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/23</a></span> Wed, 22 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT International Success http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/22 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/22 <span class="rss_desc">International Success : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/22" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2236.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/22" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/22</a></span> Tue, 21 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Brand Manager http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/21 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/21 <span class="rss_desc">Brand Manager : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/21" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2235.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/21" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/21</a></span> Mon, 20 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Jacob Everywhere http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/20 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/20 <span class="rss_desc">Jacob Everywhere : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2234.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/20" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/20</a></span> Sun, 19 Apr 2015 19:13:00 EDT New Copper Road + Story Notes http://chrispco.blogspot.com/2015/04/new-copper-road-story-notes.html http://chrispco.blogspot.com/2015/04/new-copper-road-story-notes.html <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://topwebcomics.com/vote/8951/default.aspx" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bbRSGiCRwSU/VTPt3siyV8I/AAAAAAAAFjY/hPSblOMY33Q/s1600/cr032.jpg" /></a></div><br />Quick programming note first, because 90% of you will tune out after/during this paragraph because you are MONSTERS. While working in my scripting files, I had two stories that were proving difficult to trim down so they'd fit into a week-long block. Rather than overwork myself with extra double-sized comics and deleting more scenes than I'd like, I did the math and realized if they were both overgrown *together* I could neatly fit them into three weeks and the scheduling would still be nice and neat. So nobody panic when a new story starts mid-week. I know some of you are delicate flowers, but it'll all be OK. (When combined, the stories totaled 20 days, so I had to add back in a silly extra gag I'd written. If there's one comic during this stretch you don't like as much as the others, assume that one was it.)<br /><br />And NOW we're onto a spring-ish Copper Road! <a href="http://topwebcomics.com/vote/8951/default.aspx" target="_blank">Vote here to see the latest comic!</a> This is another one of those "It'd be a journal comic if I were any good at drawing a cartoon version of me" entries. Granted, most Copper Roads are rooted in life observation, so nothing new there. I went out to fill the bird feeder, and realized something was missing. So there's my <i>proof</i> of climate change! And Kaitlyn isn't joking. I used the timestamp on a photo I took last year:<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5sJuTEMEy98/VTP2XcUaIyI/AAAAAAAAFjo/Fizibr2bzHI/s1600/crocus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5sJuTEMEy98/VTP2XcUaIyI/AAAAAAAAFjo/Fizibr2bzHI/s1600/crocus.jpg" height="277" width="320" /></a></div><br /><br />Jerky aside: I saw a heat map going around showing that the eastern US is the only landmass on the planet that didn't get scorched in 2014 - and cold makes my health condition worse. I can only conclude all of humanity's ecological crimes were done with <b>specific</b> malice towards me. "Sir, all that smoke in the air from the factory can't be good." "Oh, lad, it isn't. But in 150 years this guy named Chrispy will be around - AND I WANT HIM TO <i>SUFFER</i>!" Sun, 19 Apr 2015 00:00:00 EDT Hit Me Man http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/19 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/19 <span class="rss_desc">Hit Me Man : </span><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/19" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.precociouscomic.com/comics/2233.jpg"></a><span class="rss_desc"><br><a href="http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/19" target="_blank">http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2015/04/19</a></span>