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Introductory Stories
Gender Wars - The Precocious "pilot episode"
Strip #1 - "All About the Violence"
Strip #2 - "Punctuality Through Deception"
Strip #3 - "Always a Hoot at Parties"
Strip #4 - "Ice Breakers & Party Games"
Strip #5 - "Yeah, I Could Kill People"
Strip #6 - "A Fine Vocation"
Strip #7 - "I Like Where This is Going"
Strip #8 - "The, Uh, Best Ally"
Strip #9 - "IT CAN BE TWO THINGS"
Strip #10 - "Swift! Brutal! Feminine!"
Strip #11 - "They Don't Exist"
Strip #12 - "The Recruitment Drive"
Strip #13 - "Intellectual Superiority"
Strip #14 - "You'd Think She'd be Memorable..."
Strip #15 - "Darn those middle upper lower middle class people"
Strip #16 - "Screw Equality!"
Strip #17 - "The Root of All Evil"
Strip #18 - "SUPER villains go for Gusto"
Strip #19 - "Up in Diamond Bluffs"
Strip #20 - "Little Miss Popular"
Strip #21 - "JAZZHANDS!"
Strip #22 - "Fair Fights Are Overrated"
Strip #23 - "10 FEET, MAX!"
Strip #24 - "Wait, are you saying you're *not* a villain?"
Strip #25 - "This is discrimination!"
Strip #26 - "Chaos draws me near"
Strip #27 - "In my history book, the Seahawks have Super Bowl rings"
Strip #28 - "Poor timing"
Strip #29 - "No good deed goes unpunished"
Strip #30 - "Now we're getting somewhere!"
Strip #31 - "Semantics"
Strip #32 - "Location Location Location"
Strip #33 - "Meet the Et swarm"
Strip #34 - "Paperwork vs Magical Force Fields"
Strip #35 - "Girls! Girls! Girls!"
Strip #36 - "Roll call!"
Strip #37 - "Recruitment drive: Fail"
Strip #38 - "How else can one land a husband?"
Strip #39 - "Unfriendly fire"
Strip #40 - "I weep for my gender"
Strip #41 - "Red-shirted ensign, report to the away team"
Strip #42 - "Snakeoil for sale"
Strip #43 - "Whatevs. It's cool."
Strip #44 - "See?"
Strip #45 - "Water water everywhere..."
Strip #46 - "...and not a drop to drink"
Strip #47 - "A pawn by any other name..."
Strip #48 - "The most dangerous game"
Strip #49 - "Fearsomely cute"
Strip #50 - "We all remember the first strip, right?"
Strip #51 - "Chess: Not just an analogy for war"
Strip #52 - "Collateral damage"
Strip #53 - "Sore loser"
Strip #54 - "Oh..."
Strip #55 - "The final showdown"
Strip #56 - "Well, that was unexpected"
Strip #57 - "Victory!"
Strip #58 - "Everybody dance now!"
Strip #59 - "The side that wins"
Strip #60 - "Violence unmatched"
Strip #61 - "No hard feelings"
Strip #62 - "THE Supervillain"
My Father's Son - An introduction to the Precocious parents
Strip #63 - "How do you pay a saint?"
Strip #64 - "It must be the freckles"
Strip #65 - "Sky Et: Master Strategist"
Strip #66 - "In lieu of a punchline, please accept cookie Pacman"
Strip #67 - "I had a knife in my hand and I had to do something!"
Strip #68 - "What an independence day that was!"
Strip #69 - "At least he put down the knife before saying that"
Strip #70 - "The delusions of a sad, abandoned child"
Strip #71 - "This watch I have is useless!"
Strip #72 - "..although I haven't checked in a while."
Strip #73 - "Fe fi fo fum, I smell - ooh, paninis!"
Strip #74 - "Eggplant is still a crime"
Strip #75 - "I don't know where, or if, he sleeps"
Strip #76 - "Nicknames"
Strip #77 - "Those bridges, and that house, are burned"
Strip #78 - "Concerned Autumn is adorable!"
Strip #79 - "The rarely-seen Jacob slam"
Strip #80 - "Go fish"
Strip #81 - "Too much sharing"
Strip #82 - "Mommy Relaxation Time™"
Strip #83 - "Sydney Oven: Awesome Mother"
Strip #84 - "This was supposed to be about ME!"
Strip #85 - "Usually it takes a court order"
Strip #86 - "A wide selection of wine"
Strip #87 - "They're joking. Don't call Social Services."
Strip #88 - "Enough praising our strange children!"
Strip #89 - "Lame names"
Strip #90 - "Disease-ridden children"
Strip #91 - "Luck: Far more important than ambition"
Strip #92 - "Jacob's parents: Patently ridiculous"
Strip #93 - "In order to love others, you must first love yourself"
Strip #94 - "Most happy marriages start this way"
Strip #95 - "Finally, this strip gets some nudity!"
Strip #96 - "Sincerity in the age of sarcasm"
Strip #97 - "Calamity has overruled eavesdropping"
Strip #98 - "Preserved dignity"
Strip #99 - "Meet the kids of Precocious"
2009 - It has begun!
Strip #100 - "We all need hobbies"
Strip #101 - "A larger vocabulary"
Strip #102 - "Total class warfare"
Strip #103 - "Annoying things"
Strip #104 - "Even I think this one's too dark"
Strip #105 - "Step away from the new girl!"
Strip #106 - "They remember your name, so that's progress..."
Strip #107 - "Assigned Seats"
Strip #108 - "Chiller Font"
Strip #109 - "Dancing around that issue"
Strip #110 - "My first chance to traumatize you"
Strip #111 - "When your life is on the line..."
Strip #112 - "Insomniac logic is a special kind of logic"
Strip #113 - "Not to be confused with the super villain onion"
Strip #114 - "EVIL!"
Strip #115 - "It's a branding issue"
Strip #116 - "Is anyone really surprised to find out Dionne has a throne of bone?"
Strip #117 - "Exceedingly cute!"
Strip #118 - "They did it again!"
Strip #119 - "Trouble brewing..."
Strip #120 - "Awesome Party!"
Strip #121 - "That danged magician"
Strip #122 - "A good parent can read the subtle signs"
Strip #123 - "We'd even skip your party, and we're your parents"
Strip #124 - "Even the bright side is dim"
Strip #125 - "The old lady!"
Strip #126 - "Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Autumn"
Strip #127 - "Max's birthday party: a comic featuring comics!"
Strip #128 - "This party is a blast!"
Strip #129 - "Weaponized confetti: Unfortunate consequence; bad name for a band."
Strip #130 - "An actual pity party"
Strip #131 - "Chaos and creativity"
Strip #132 - "Space Invader"
Strip #133 - "The second wave of the invasion"
Strip #134 - "They just keep coming!"
Strip #135 - "Please disturb this clubhouse!"
Strip #136 - "I'm not implying anything, but I suggest googling 'The Great Dalmuti'"
Strip #137 - "That's my true love you're insulting!"
Strip #138 - "You don't like chocolate!?"
Strip #139 - "Tolerance for others"
Strip #140 - "I'm with Bud on this one"
Strip #141 - "Another dessert disaster impending?"
Strip #142 - "Genius Cooking: It's ALWAYS Brain Food if You Make it!"
Strip #143 - "Rule #4"
Strip #144 - "This is pretty much the Et house, all the time"
Strip #145 - "It's a real bummer if you're HIV-"
Strip #146 - "The missing Ovens"
Strip #147 - "Bills... bills... bil-- WHAT!?"
Strip #148 - "It's true, kids! Your teachers and parents ARE plotting against you!"
Strip #149 - "Who the heck are they!?!"
Strip #150 - "Who the heck are you!?!"
Strip #151 - "You heard the stranger!"
Strip #152 - "Quietly judging you"
Strip #153 - "Kaitlyn's mommy walks into a buzzsaw"
Strip #154 - "WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP!?"
Strip #155 - "Much more fun than the real world"
Strip #156 - "What was that about insane theatrics?"
Strip #157 - "THE BAKE SALE IS SCIENCE!"
Strip #158 - "It finally sinks in"
Strip #159 - "a fail so epic it might be win"
Strip #160 - "I'm in ur base, takin back my desserts"
Strip #161 - "I didn't think she was *capable* of anger."
Strip #162 - "The infinite canvas project"
Strip #163 - "Dr. Oven is not a kind instructor"
Strip #164 - "Who says puns are the lowest form of humor?"
Strip #165 - "What are they trying to make?"
Strip #166 - "Another villain enters the scene"
Strip #167 - "Holy cognitive dissonance!"
Strip #168 - "The rambling apologist"
Strip #169 - "SUBTLE POLITICAL COMMENTARY"
Strip #170 - "The only advantage the parents have"
Strip #171 - "There sits a broken woman"
Strip #172 - "Questionable branding"
Strip #173 - "A proud parent"
Strip #174 - "Back to obscurity"
Strip #175 - "A and B students"
Strip #176 - "Sir, I exist!"
Strip #177 - "Diamond Bluffs vs Sapphire Lake: A Socioeconimic Game"
Strip #178 - "A delicate touch"
Strip #179 - "The path of no return"
Strip #180 - "This is not dodgeball"
Strip #181 - "Two minutes in the penalty box for that one"
Strip #182 - "Why does this keep happening to us?"
Strip #183 - "The conscientious enabler"
Strip #184 - "Jacob's life story in four panels"
Strip #185 - "That's the message behind all art, really"
Strip #186 - "The age-old practice of 'Bambi Eyes'"
Strip #187 - "On to plan B?"
Strip #188 - "FAMILIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
Strip #189 - "Eternal boredom = Eternal life?"
Strip #190 - "Little Miss Something"
Strip #191 - "This is my favorite song"
Strip #192 - "A number one hit!"
Strip #193 - "Love is a building. Which is on fire."
Strip #194 - "This is what you get when you mess with us"
Strip #195 - "Win truth: Bud did."
Strip #196 - "Dan Rather is not amused"
Strip #197 - "The Magical Mystery Tour"
Strip #198 - "Milestones"
Strip #199 - "This is why I stay away!"
Strip #200 - "Paddle-Battleboats? Padtleboats? Batdleboats? Feh."
Strip #201 - "It's coming..."
Strip #202 - "She really *is* a monster!"
Strip #203 - "A leader in adorable crime!"
Strip #204 - "Ahh, Spring!"
Strip #205 - "New girl here!"
Strip #206 - "Laziness isn't your way"
Strip #207 - "The other kids' summer projects"
Strip #208 - "A black thumb?"
Strip #209 - "Submit to your teacher"
Strip #210 - "NNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!"
Strip #211 - "13 Smiling Faces, Part 1"
Strip #212 - "Many many mental problems"
Strip #213 - "The original Dr. Oven"
Strip #214 - "More vital information left out"
Strip #215 - "You're the what now?"
Strip #216 - "Certifiable"
Strip #217 - "The boy ain't right"
Strip #218 - "13 Smiling Faces, Part 2"
Strip #219 - "Don't cry over busywork"
Strip #220 - "Ms. Monster's master plan"
Strip #221 - "The solution"
Strip #222 - "You. Me. Talk."
Strip #223 - "The house always wins"
Strip #224 - "LIBRARY SCIENCE!!"
Strip #225 - "A class of predators"
Strip #226 - "Old joke, but a good one"
Strip #227 - "Hard-headed"
Strip #228 - "Not the helping kind"
Strip #229 - "She's getting predictable"
Strip #230 - "In case of casualties"
Strip #231 - "Here comes more trouble"
Strip #232 - "Such a hard worker"
Strip #233 - "We've been invaded!"
Strip #234 - "Normals are so weird"
Strip #235 - "Disorganize some sports!"
Strip #236 - "Hu's on first"
Strip #237 - "Spite and malice"
Strip #238 - "I love baseball"
Strip #239 - "The best time for wars"
Strip #240 - "Second base is second fiddle"
Strip #241 - "A built-in support"
Strip #242 - "Adorable, fluffy and utilitarian"
Strip #243 - "Pitching tryouts"
Strip #244 - "My way's more fun!"
Strip #245 - "Center field"
Strip #246 - "A new hobby!"
Strip #247 - "Hey, batter batter!"
Strip #248 - "Mercy rule"
Strip #249 - "A bunt situation"
Strip #250 - "Significantly less fun"
Strip #251 - "Never taunt the catcher"
Strip #252 - "Victory in defeat"
Strip #253 - "Nothing about this world makes sense"
Strip #254 - "The Ivory Tower"
Strip #255 - "Mr. Scrabble Name"
Strip #256 - "The dark elf"
Strip #257 - "What's a larp?"
Strip #258 - "*larp*"
Strip #259 - "My wand of awesome power"
Strip #260 - "The Free Time Fairy"
Strip #261 - "Benched"
Strip #262 - "Last Orc Standing"
Strip #263 - "Player Killing"
Strip #264 - "What's the harm?"
Strip #265 - "Wen? Right now!"
Strip #266 - "Bench buddies"
Strip #267 - "The Motivation Fairy"
Strip #268 - "WOMEN ARE TALKING"
Strip #269 - "I'm the pitcher!"
Strip #270 - "The bench is cold and lonely"
Strip #271 - "Play with the big kids"
Strip #272 - "Did we forget something?"
Strip #273 - "Poor sportsmanship"
Strip #274 - "The Productivity Bug"
Strip #275 - "Evil! Evil! Evil!"
Strip #276 - "Caught again"
Strip #277 - "Inferior opponents"
Strip #278 - "Important life lessons"
Strip #279 - "It's all about presentation"
Strip #280 - "Absent minions"
Strip #281 - "A good day"
Strip #282 - "Recruit the messenger"
Strip #283 - "Somebody's plaything"
Strip #284 - "Snacks for revenge"
Strip #285 - "One villain defeated"
Strip #286 - "The mood for revenge"
Strip #287 - "Chaos ensues"
Strip #288 - "A spectacular failure"
Strip #289 - "Target Man"
Strip #290 - "AUGH"
Strip #291 - "Weaknesses"
Strip #292 - "A fair fight?"
Strip #293 - "An adorable concussion"
Strip #294 - "I've learned a lot"
Strip #295 - "The latest invention"
Strip #296 - "Baking takes time"
Strip #297 - "It's a trap!"
Strip #298 - "Hangin' around"
Strip #299 - "Muffins of doom"
Strip #300 - "Lies and slander!"
Strip #301 - "Never forget Mylytant Femynyst"
Strip #302 - "Back to schoooooool"
Strip #303 - "A warm welcome back"
Strip #304 - "What is it I do?"
Strip #305 - "Moms with free time"
Strip #306 - "Aimless Ivy"
Strip #307 - "The naughty librarian"
Strip #308 - "No interest in working"
Strip #309 - "I demand attention!"
Strip #310 - "Kid juggling"
Strip #311 - "Parenting is easy!"
Strip #312 - "Sisterly love"
Strip #313 - "Alone time"
Strip #314 - "Gene's hard day"
Strip #315 - "It's so... quiet"
Strip #316 - "Tis the season"
Strip #317 - "Peanut butter delights"
Strip #318 - "A life in danger"
Strip #319 - "Thirteen hungry children"
Strip #320 - "Disposing of the cookies"
Strip #321 - "Another school policy"
Strip #322 - "Aww, nuts!"
Strip #323 - "UNION"
Strip #324 - "UNION UNION"
Strip #325 - "UNION UNION UNION"
Strip #326 - "Phase one"
Strip #327 - "Phase two"
Strip #328 - "A sympathetic ear"
Strip #329 - "Intimidation"
Strip #330 - "Solidarity!"
Strip #331 - "The school is ours"
Strip #332 - "The revolution will be telephoned"
Strip #333 - "The things I've seen"
Strip #334 - "Someone left her purse behind"
Strip #335 - "Traitor!"
Strip #336 - "The school caves"
Strip #337 - "Consequences"
Strip #338 - "Who has the power now?"
Strip #339 - "Ms. Monster's revenge"
Strip #340 - "Multiple choice"
Strip #341 - "Efficient punishment"
Strip #342 - "Clever boy"
Strip #343 - "A hard-earned victory"
Strip #344 - "The candidate"
Strip #345 - "Those weirdos"
Strip #346 - "President Vincent?"
Strip #347 - "The *other* classmates"
Strip #348 - "The stealth candidate"
Strip #349 - "Change of plans"
Strip #350 - "The riff raff"
Strip #351 - "A majority vote"
Strip #352 - "Those funny feelings"
Strip #353 - "The perfect candidate"
Strip #354 - "Elementary school politics"
Strip #355 - "Break a few bones"
Strip #356 - "This'll be fun"
Strip #357 - "Scandal!"
Strip #358 - "Autumn's downfall"
Strip #359 - "The destructive force"
Strip #360 - "A fair fight?"
Strip #361 - "Mr. Reliable"
Strip #362 - "The campaign goes negative"
Strip #363 - "The center of attention"
Strip #364 - "Opening statements"
Strip #365 - "Majority Rule"
Strip #366 - "Peddling Corruption"
Strip #367 - "Cartoonishly Evil"
Strip #368 - "The Swing Vote"
Strip #369 - "Campaign Posters"
Strip #370 - "Election Day"
Strip #371 - "Right is Wrong"
Strip #372 - "Let them eat cake!"
Strip #373 - "Uncle Mike"
Strip #374 - "Relive those memories"
Strip #375 - "The Missing Link"
Strip #376 - "Cheating the System"
Strip #377 - "Birthday Gift"
Strip #378 - "Quite an upgrade"
Strip #379 - "The forgotten Et daughter"
Strip #380 - "On the internet!"
Strip #381 - "Online crazies"
Strip #382 - "Butterblog"
Strip #383 - "Blogging dreams"
Strip #384 - "Telling secrets"
Strip #385 - "Grounded"
Strip #386 - "The bombs are coming"
Strip #387 - "It's warping you"
Strip #388 - "Emoticon"
Strip #389 - "A filthy habit"
Strip #390 - "Fear the cure"
Strip #391 - "Life experience"
Strip #392 - "A broken girl"
Strip #393 - "Internet addiction"
Strip #394 - "The blogosphere"
Strip #395 - "A proud blogger"
Strip #396 - "The worst librarian ever"
Strip #397 - "Asterisk"
Strip #398 - "Commiepingo"
Strip #399 - "Everyone's grounded"
Strip #400 - "400!"
Strip #401 - "Serious business"
Strip #402 - "Home sweet home"
Strip #403 - "Fine dining"
Strip #404 - "This house is a mess"
Strip #405 - "Casey's room"
Strip #406 - "Abnormal Ovens"
Strip #407 - "An Oven Convergence"
Strip #408 - "Staredown"
Strip #409 - "Addition or replacement?"
Strip #410 - "Schoolgirl innocence"
Strip #411 - "The Goddess of Engineering"
Strip #412 - "Grades"
Strip #413 - "Held back"
Strip #414 - "Educational arguing"
Strip #415 - "The Doomgineer"
Strip #416 - "Powers of distraction"
Strip #417 - "Stealing lines"
Strip #418 - "They started it"
2010 - The beatings go on!
Strip #419 - "A new year"
Strip #420 - "Old habits are hard to break"
Strip #421 - "Crazy house"
Strip #422 - "Stir crazy"
Strip #423 - "Snowed in"
Strip #424 - "It's blizzarding!"
Strip #425 - "Blogging is important"
Strip #426 - "A loving family"
Strip #427 - "Let it snow!"
Strip #428 - "Fun with snow drifts"
Strip #429 - "Secret spice"
Strip #430 - "Take out the trash"
Strip #431 - "Engineer's sense"
Strip #432 - "Chef's sense"
Strip #433 - "Oven-grade quality"
Strip #434 - "Easy target"
Strip #435 - "An Oven alliance"
Strip #436 - "Shoveling!"
Strip #437 - "Blanket of snow"
Strip #438 - "Slave labor"
Strip #439 - "Daddy's job"
Strip #440 - "What a let down"
Strip #441 - "The end of shenanigans"
Strip #442 - "One last thing"
Strip #443 - "Two-hour delay"
Strip #444 - "Big plans"
Strip #445 - "She's a witch!"
Strip #446 - "Eradicate their rights"
Strip #447 - "Group projects"
Strip #448 - "United in thought"
Strip #449 - "Lazy teaching"
Strip #450 - "Cute and scared"
Note: It may take a few days for me to remember to put recent comics on this page. I'm a tad absent-minded...
Precocious and everything related, © 2008-2009 by Christopher J Paulsen.